To you Garry's Mod Players out there

If you go on to the Toybox, and see that the most popular map is "gm_jail_simulator2" under the name Mirab, His Sails Unfurled - That was me.

Let me explain the story behind that. So the map has a lua worm in it, which makes it so that when you download and play the map, it forces the game to give the map a "like" on the Toybox. This kept happening till the map became increasingly popular, and as it gained popularity it got to the front page of the Toybox so more people downloaded it, to the point that it's now more popular than any other map.

The map is nothing more than a boring cell, with stuff like a bed, for some reason a lamp, some prison bars, and a guard standing outside. It is literally a jail simulator, it simulates what it's like to be locked in a cell.

Here's a picture of how many likes I got.

Now, here's some of the lovely comments that I got:

Also, here's part of what the map looks like:

Pretty dull, right?












Oh, also one more thing.

My Take on Brazzerfying - Pitrues from /r/Pics

I know it's not the most creative thing I could come up with, but it's still pretty amusing to slap the Brazzers logo onto random images I find on /r/pics.
Here's three of them that I made.

A logo can make such a huge difference...
(I deleted one of them, because it was horrible and depressing. If you haven't seen it, be glad.)

Oh god, what have I done?

I was given a picture to photoshop in the comments of my last post.

Let's see, I've done:
Derped eyes.
Upside-down mouth (Part of the request)
And no more shirt.

God, I suck with content-aware.

Someone give me an image to Photoshop.

My creative flow is running a bit slowly right now, give me an image and I'll see what I can do with it.

Yay, new background.

It's purple!

You can't deny purple is an awesome color. Sorry about JPEG rape, though, imgur made it from png to gif since it was so huge. Anyway I'm working on overhauling the layout of the site, so it's not the boring, unoriginal Awesome Inc layout.

Something I found from about two years ago

Remember the Toy Story "Dicks, Dicks everywhere" meme? Here's one of the contributions that I made.

Considering this was two years ago, you can notice my 'shopping abilities were a lot less than they are now. Also, the right hand *facedesk*

I can't find my very first Photoshops, though, since they got lost along with my old Windows XP. I can only imagine how bad they were.

Also, possible future updates for this blog:
Me learning to speak Klingon.
A story I'm writing entitled "The Most Redundant System in the Galaxy"
More Photoshops.

Sax Baby

I don't have much content for right now, so have this picture of a baby, with a saxophone photoshopped into its hands.